22 is the number!!!

I was hanging around in the local tavern..., minding my own business when someone shouted! "Lets go nail Halion! Who wants to signup!!! Great loot, little effort!!!". 

I took same time to measure my options:

 - Stay in the tavern and get drunk;

 - Stay in the tavern get drunk and go kill something;

 - Get going and kill something.

I finally decided to signup. When I joined the party only 22 showed up (so they told me), so no slacking for us this time. But when I arrived at Ruby Sanctrum and after taking a good look to the raiders I'm sure I counted 36 braves... Maybe I was a little drunk...

We entered the Ruby domain and after killing the dragon minions we faced Halion with a smile and a sharp blade. Even with 22, so they told me, the dragon was down quickly and efficiently. A good team effort and was lots of fun.

But the best part was before the raid :)

Someone prepares some nice food, usually a fish feast, we get also some buffs, and flasks (I was still drunk...). Sometimes theres a cozy fire to get warm and someone signs songs (I was drunk really), and say strange things like: "It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all outta gum." Its fun...., even tho I don't know what a bubble gum is... Must be some kind of a gnome...

After killing Halion I said (was still drunk): "Halion was no challenge for us! Lets go kill Lich King himself!". Don't know why but they did followed (maybe because I had some booze with me).

Again we knocked at LK door to be granted access to his mighty citadel! Nobody answered... After 5 times knocking on the door, and Sethis getting ready to lock-pick, he finally showed up. He apologized, and gave a lame excuse... "Professor Putricide asked me to give a walk with Precious and Stinky..." We didn't actually believed him... "He is afraid!!!" Cylaria said. Everyone agreed.

In combat LK did managed to evade us a couple of times, but after a while we showed him who was really in charge! 48 of us killed him in style, managing the Val'kyrs, the defiles and all the spirits LK used against us. We had with us some new raiders, that never killed him before and they looked really happy went we killed him: Congrats to the 4 Addams, the 3 Coppernobs and the 5 Summerwinds. A fun fun night... 

After the kill, they told me we went back to the tavern to celabrate and got some more beer to drink... I frankly don't remember a thing... I believe I went straight to bed... Don't know why people smile at me when I cross with them in the street tho... Go figures...

/Salute
Falecido

I don't like the lady

Hello readers of this mighty jornal (at this moment I think its only one reader..., and writer tbh...)!

Yesterday me and 24 braves started a new battle against Lich King minions. We knocked at Icecrown Citadel door, and the King himself opened it for us :) Thats what I call premium service.

After Lord "Stick Around" "Give me your axe" "Bonestorm" guy was dead we went to Lady Death Whisper room.

I really don't like her... She is not really my type you know... First of all she is ugly as hell, second is her voice... Even if she was a *SEX BOMB* someone talking in that way into my hear would make me.... Creep out of there... One more reason to see her killed I guess.

We done this fight in heroic mode, that is, we talk to boss before the fight and we say we are not happy with the boss performance. He/she gets mad and become more difficult.... Strange thing is when they die they drop better loot... Somethings are still a mystery to me...

Anyway, she was mad with us, and killed us several times... Some... 8 times? 

So..., what went wrong you might ask. Some things, but the most important ones are the mind controls and the Vengeful Shades.

The MCs are a pain the hard mode fight and they need to be handled quickly and efficiently, otherwise two things can occur: someone is killed by a MC or a MC is killed by splash damage. Quick reaction time is everything here.

And the other one are my favorite, the Vengeful Shades... They are purple, they are sneaky, they explode, they are raid wipers... They don't like mellee dps... I hate them!!! First of all I can't kill them, and when they spawn just next to me its hard to avoid them... What  more can I say about them? RUN!!!! I just wish I had some goggles to better see them... I used to have ones, they were awesome, AVR goggles, but they are broken now...

But we are getting better in this fight, we need to do it more often and learn to react more quickly.

After some time, it was time to talk to the lady and convince her to take some tranquilizing pills, to calm her down. After we done that she was easy to kill.

We ended the night in the Battle "loot" ship with a nice horde kill.

/Salute

Falecido

A Death Knight Blog

Hi there!!! Welcome to Falecido Blog! This blog is dedicated to my adventures in a world full of dangerous places and enemies, the World of Warcraft. With my fellow guildies in the Night Shift we managed already to do great victories and accomplish epic fights. This will be my diary..., sort of...

So, you ask, what you do? I'm a Blood Death Knight with two specs, main spec dps and off spec tank.

<----- This is me in my tank gear. (Notice my smile)

So stick around for a daily, weekly or monthly update of this blog (we figure that out later)...

/Salute
Falecido